Hmmm—there may be cause to review that current dress code for the work place…
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CAPTION: DIVA (horse): “Hey jockey—you are NEVER going to guess who just got a new groom…”
Horse Racing Reality TV—Big Girls Pony Club
There just aren’t enough good shows on TV these days, especially for the die-hard racing fan. What if I told you comedic turf-writing talent KATE RICHARDS thinks it’s time for a change? Read her visions for reality television, horse racing style on HORSE RACING NATION. Click the link below for where to tune in!
HORSE RACING NATION: RACING HEARTS
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Cartoon drawn by OFF THE PACE artist, A.E. SABO.
Stars (l-r) Turf writer Kate Richards, CD Mixologist Jo-an McDowell, Talk Host Bill O’Reilly, HOF Jockey Pat Day, Sports Radio Talk Host Buck Grottano, Jockey Miguel Mena and daughters, Miss Edna’s Fried Chicken at Saratoga
Caution: Dangerous Curves
Don’t tell her jock—but Diva likes to add an extra turn, just for fun….
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CAPTION: DIVA (horse): “Ain’t that sad—this one still getting dizzy on a two-turn mile?”
One for the Road
Looks like the only call The Diva might be getting is ‘last call’….
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CAPTION: FILEP (jockey): “Seriously, this better not result in a ‘late scratch’, Diva….” PATRON (drunk at bar): “Hey dollface, your jockey is here—finish your appletini because it’s post time and you all are the key in my exacta….” DIVA (horse): “—my jockey??? WHOOPS—check please!!!”
Obstacles
To be successful, communication is key….
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CAPTION: DIVA (horse): “WHOA! Waitaminute—when you said ‘we’d face obstacles’, I thought you meant more like ‘problems in our relationship’….”
Moonlighting
Sometimes a jockey’s gotta do what a jockey’s gotta do to make ends meet….
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CAPTION: DIVA (horse): “So this is how I find you—MOONLIGHTING? When you said our win percentage was low, I never thought it’d come to this!” Filep (jockey): “…could this wait until I’m on break?”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
THE DIVA can not contain her excitement—racehorses will be celebrating birthdays the world over! (oh, and Happy New Year to you human folk, too…)
Very best wishes,
TEAM DIVA, OFF THE PACE
and the A.E. Sabo Studio
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CAPTION: HAPPY RACEHORSE BIRTHDAY & HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Weigh-in +
No, really, does this scale make me look fat?
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CAPTION: DIVA (horse): “Seriously, after that last weigh-in, you need these carrots more then I do…‘
