Looks like the only call The Diva might be getting is ‘last call’….
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CAPTION: FILEP (jockey): “Seriously, this better not result in a ‘late scratch’, Diva….” PATRON (drunk at bar): “Hey dollface, your jockey is here—finish your appletini because it’s post time and you all are the key in my exacta….” DIVA (horse): “—my jockey??? WHOOPS—check please!!!”