When preparing for travel—it’s not a time saver on the front end if it bites on your back end…

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CAPTION:  DIVA (horse): “So what are you saying? I’m NOT flying to Lexington as a pretty fairy princess?”  FILEP (jockey): “Ya THINK???”  AIRPORT SECURITY GAURD: “Yeah, this little one is tripping the alarms—I’m gonna need more TSA agents here, and bring a can opener…”