Well in THE DIVA’s defense, she actually does have two left feet…
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CAPTION: Leave it to TEAM DIVA to make it a WATCH-WHERE-YOU’RE-WALKING-RING! DIVA (horse): “Excuse Me! OMG, did I do that? My BAD! FILEP(jockey): “DIVA—Watch out!” DIVA (horse): “OOPS!” WALKING RING ATTENDEES: “???????”