No, seriously, R U?  You know, CRAZY?  About HORSE RACING? We mean a die-hard core fan—one who will battle the forces of nature to stand firm at the rail; one who will arrange family functions in-between minutes to post; or one whose out-of-office voice mail says you’re on another line, which actually means you’re standing in line at an OTB. Yes, we mean YOU! We salute you and encourage your addiction to the greatest sport on earth!  Hoist your racing colors! Stay CRAZY ABOUT HORSE RACING!

…Passive race observers need not apply…

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